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'Down for the Count' - Count Dracula Blowjob Halloween costume

The ancient proverb says that 'you reap what you sow'. Apparently when one spends his undead life wandering around telling people that he 'Vants to suck your blood' this is the scandalous predicament that the Count gets himself into. While it's true that he may want to suck your blood, she just wants to play along. We just hope she doesn't leave any bitemarks.

The Down for the Count costume includes nude pants with dropped trousers and removable inflatable 'date' with lingerie. No Count costume is complete without a cape and shirt with attached vest. One size fits chest size 40-42, pants fit up to size 34.