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How to Get into Debt

Debt - we all long for it, but sometimes it seems so unattainable. With the proper mindset and the step-by-step tools contained in this book, you'll be fighting off collection agencies and delaying payments to your bankruptcy attorney in no time. Whether your weakness is over-earning or under-spending, you'll learn to maximize the gap between your income and your outflow, all at the highest possible interest rates.

Learn how to:

- Splurge on everything

- Answer yes to all the credit card offers you receive

- Keep up with any level of the Joneses

- Embrace materialism and soothe existential emptiness with shopping sprees