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How to Traumatize Your Children

While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively. Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions. Whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used, or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!

Learn how to:

- Determine your traumatizing type

- Cultivate your children's resentment

- Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday

- Defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize differently