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The Deluxe Beer Belly

The ultimate concealable beverage container! Store up to 80 ozs. in the Deluxe Beer Belly.

My Friend, try this Deluxe Beer Belly. It works like a standard hydration pack, complete with bite valve for hands-free drinking. But this Pack carries over your abdomen, concealed almost perfectly as just a little more tread on your "spare tire." 90/10 neoprene/polyester sling keeps Belly secure, provides insulation, and adjusts for up to 42" waist.

Included hot/cold pack works for up to 3 hours. Cleans easily with soapy water, and includes micro brushes for deep cleaning the tube and valve. Weighs 1 lb., 12 ozs. empty.

Ideal as a gift for a beer-drinking husband. Act Now!

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